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stupidd-chan:

here’s a dating tip
if your partner suffers social anxiety or is an introvert, do not force them to go out on a date or hang out with you. more than likely, being alone relaxes their anxiety and recharges their energy. so respect that. and don’t bug them about it or take it personally. you’ll make their anxiety worse or just end up making them feel guilty as shit.
this goes for friends too. don’t do that to your friends.

lilouapproves:

"Can I draw your OC?" has got to be one of the silliest questions I’ve ever heard.

I mean, OF COURSE you can draw them! Here, let me throw all my headcanons at you about every miniscule thing about their appearance and flail at you about how excited I am to see them drawn in your style. Don’t worry, I’ve already forwarded a ten page write up about their back story and personality to your inbox. You know, just in case you need it.

Welcome Home (avec) stillnotamoron

stillnotamoron:

apertureratt:

"Ah… You are my student, good. I’ll help you find your way around campus over this coming weekend, if you’d like." 

"I’d like that. It’d be helpful." He gave a nod, smiling softly. "Thank you."

"Is there…anything else you need?" 

imagineaperture:

Imagine Gordon Freeman popping out of Chell’s birthday cake.

The security pushed Doug towards the direction of the would be lift,yelling for him to tell anyone else he saw to get out also. After that, the security personnel disappeared down a hallway to continue clearing out employees.
Anonymous

If this was her, the lift wouldn’t work, and he broke free of the guards to tell them this more clearly. 

im sometimes curious what chell's internal dialogue throughout portal game))
Anonymous

((oh look a fucking core thing i thought i killed all of you

oh sweet more paintings aw yeah

WHEATLEY YOU FUCKED UP 

GLaDOS WHAT THE FUCK I FUCKING MURDERED YOU 

shit man im so fuckign sick of puzzles fuck this 

oh look wheatley’s alive cool sup man? 

chicken leg???? n o . im not d u m b . 

WHEATLEY YOU FUCKED UP 

PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK !!!!!!! 

yeah fucking cry for me you potato bitch 

glados i dont give a SHIT about your IDENTITY CRISIS 

what the fuck did he do to those poor boxes and is he going to do it to us 

im not even fat tho/??? ok. 

HAHAHAH BITCH I BROKE YOUR MONITORS, WHATCHU GONNA DO NOW BITCH??? ??? ? 

bombs?? BOMBS?? REALY? 

ok put the potato in the— oH GOD SHUT UP ABOUT SPACE I DONT CARE

STOP HITTING ON ME YOU GREEN CIRCLE I KILLED FOUR OF YOUR KIND 

okay now i just need to FUCK

ohmy god the sky i haven’t seen the sky in 5ever

YUP THIS IS THE SURFACE OF THE MOON OK BYE WHEATLEY FUCK OFF WHEATLEY 

*unconscious* 

haha okay thanks glados i guess we’re cool 

we’re cool ok i get it still dont give a shit about ur crisis 

hahaa ok i GET IT 

MAKE THE ELEVATOR GO FASTER

I DON’T SPEAK ITALIAN— oh look outside

…what THE FUCK— oh a box. neat.)) 

((Baby Got Nap))

A security guard rushed into Doug's office,holding a gas mask over his own face while he stuffed another towards Doug,"Evacuate immediately! Neurotoxin generators gone haywire and its flooding the levels. Physics and the testing departments have already been flooded. Get out before leaks start 'ere too!"
Anonymous

He whipped the mask over himself, panic overtaking as all his half-built plans he’d made knowing of this event preemptively disappeared in favor of blind survival. 

"Thank you. Sure you don't wanna properly rinse that out?"
wheatleyhastings

"I do…" 

*A letter appears on Doug's desk*Kowai means scary in Japanese. Kawaii is cute in japanese. You probably already knew the second one already though
Anonymous

I didn’t, actually. Thank you.